I don't actually drink, but there are many moments in my life that it seems like it would be a very pleasant hobby. Not to say that I live some desperately plagued existance. In fact I am completely content with where I am in my life and most of those surrounding it. Come on we all have those crazies that creep into our homes and lives that we can't get rid of. Typically thay are called family. Occasionally it's that friend you have known forever and can't break from. You know that person you always keep a little bail money on hand for. Yeah, those people. So if I live in such a content place why blog? Well I am a writer, go figure. Along with that I am a terrified writer. Perhaps this will give me some exposure and strenght to go where my heart, not always my tummy or nerves, know I must go in order to feel complete. So if you are reading this and are an editor or sleeping with one, feel free to give me plug. I would return the favor, or at least bake something yummy for you.
Oh my, this is where the drinking comes in! As I tippy tap away blissfully at these keys my daughter is pushing a popping lawn mower about. Why as parents do we buy toys that we know without a shadow of a doubt are going to piss us off one day? Oh great now she has transitioned to the xylephone as she loudly sings melodies from " Little Orphan Annie". Glory be! I am lucky.
If I could concentrate I would thank you kindly for reading my page and promise many attempts to steal away and write about my some what pointless, but occasionally comical going ons. I will do all I can to keep you entertained, yet warn that I can be a bit crass at times. I am unconventional and quirky. I am painfully domestic. I am ADD and jump my topics, but in the end it will some how make sense. I pledge to be out going and tell you how it is, even your jeans make you look fat. I am that kind of friend. I was born without that part of your brain that says, " hmmm, probably shouldn't say that out loud". In summery I will do my witty best to be the best blogger I can be. And I was serious about the editor part, brownies anyone?
About Me
- Mama needs a drink
- OK, I don't really even drink. At times I think I should. I pathetic when I'm drunk. I just giggle like a fool and a friend swears he caught me dancing with our cat once, all lies I tell you.I am a mother of a beautiful gifted(like literally) 9 year old and a little determined boy that just turned 3. I have been married for almost 13 years to the boy I fell in love with in junior high school. My family is my world. I have two older sisters, a best friend in NJ who is more of a sister than my bf. She is just a part of who I am. I tend to be a bit obnoxoius, but charming at the same time. I am sensitive and generous, I have my feelings hurt often, but seem to always go back for more. I am probably in deep need of serious therapy,what the hell!
1 comment:
FIRST! Hi there, and welcome the blogging world. Prepare for your new addiction. BTW, you'll get that FIRST thing when you have about 10,000 readers and they are all dying to be the first to comment on your blog. Good to see you blogging. Love ya dearly, but not queerly!
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